Buttworldsman @ButtWorldsMan@merovingian.club

My new theme song.

While it seems like I am a secular person, I am very, deeply religious.

I... like big butts. And I cannot lie.

My business card

True story: in albania and cyprus, they not only have cuck chairs in hotels, but regular homes, too.

The "it's not addictive" cope has filled the internet with entire tomes worth of posts from daily smokers about how they could quit any time they feel like it.

Get you a dog trainer gf

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

300 in one year? There are bitches bragging about 100+ in a day. This is rookie numbers in this ho economy.

While you guys sit here complaining about women, they're out there advancing the momunental accomplishments of the human species.

"Work smarter not harder, stupid nigger." - Sun Tzu

Gotta pump those numbers

Older men (millennials) are faggots. Okay.

That's what you get for being horny in current year, you dumb motherfucker.

Nigga created his profile just to shit on stupid bitches, not date.

Behold, I finally found something a woman has invented.

She got tired of having the biggest cock in their relationship.

How would you feel in '20 if you didn't have breakfast in '15?

This is like when the villain makes a speech at the end detailing their schemes before the final battle.

I'm so fucking hyped for this new anime movie coming out

"Are you saying I'll be able to knee necks at the speed of sound?"

"No, officer. I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to."

The jew jew cum drinker's prayer.

Simple as

Pre-china tariff morning routine