Chuck Schumer: If found, please return me to the middle of the road.
REVIVE PRIOR TO 8:57PM EST FOR REASONS
Not all who wander are lost.
"Can be revived with bacon."
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Store in a cool, dry place. Cover with a light blanket. Water & coffee daily.
"He's not lost. He's on a walkabout."
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once a day.
oh god do NOT ask him about the fediverse or open web
If you find Lt. Columbo, please bring him to the station. It may take while because there will always be one more thing.
Smoked too much pipe-weed. Please call Bilbo or Frodo Baggins from The Shire.
#EggCornABookOrPlay
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Seven Beers in Tibet
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets
Play Lewd To A Kiss