@captainkickass I asked ChatGPT to create a parody of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You" called "All I Want for Christmas is Chew", about a guy who's supposed to be trying to quit tobacco but wants to sneak around the family at Christmas to chew tobacco. The result was surprisingly competent.
@ftl Louisiana Now Requires a Government-issued ID to access adult websites
@ftl Spain bans setting the AC below 27 degrees Celsius (80° F) https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/3/23291066/spain-bans-setting-air-conditioning-below-27-degrees-celsius
@ftl No obligation to protect https://apnews.com/article/simone-biles-sports-larry-nassar-5aee7d6f66009dcae571249481a3558f
@ftl To the UN, everyone else is just a "non-state actor." And homeschooling must be bad because it lacks state actors.
@ftl Late to the party, but Dan in Nebraska said on FTL on 4-11 that Americans are more informed than ever before, but somehow American colonists knew that paper money versus specie was a bad idea, whereas their modern counterpart thinks inflation comes from "greedy" corporations.
@ftl GOP upset when young Congressman complains about the DC orgies, cocaine and calls Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky a "thug.” https://thehill.com/homenews/house/600181-mccarthy-to-speak-to-cawthorn-after-orgy-comment-sparks-gop-frustration
Why settle for a face diaper? Dyson's new headphone\face-fitted air filter is dystopian as fuck https://www.theverge.com/2022/3/30/23000577/dyson-zone-noise-cancellation-headphones-built-in-air-purifier
Bill Gates: ‘If every country does what Australia did,’ the world could prevent the next pandemic https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/24/bill-gates-australia-covid-blueprint-could-help-prevent-next-pandemic.html
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